"... And Though She Be But Little, She is Fierce"

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?


Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

calsgang:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Ffs I hate this post


californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow


It’s always fun to come back to my mailbox and find a #graze box! So excited for this fortnight’s healthy goodies 😍

Use the code PAIGES2JB if you’re interested in getting a free 1st and 5th box!

It’s always fun to come back to my mailbox and find a #graze box! So excited for this fortnight’s healthy goodies 😍

Use the code PAIGES2JB if you’re interested in getting a free 1st and 5th box!

posted 2 weeks ago with 2 notes


pleasestopbeingsad:

"be there for others but don’t leave yourself behind" requested by darnittheresaholeinmysock

pleasestopbeingsad:

"be there for others but don’t leave yourself behind" requested by darnittheresaholeinmysock



eldermccutie:

things to say during sex

  • hoo wah
  • hey yah
  • shoo wah
  • ZADUP WOW

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who starts the school year with a 4 am shift followed by a work out? This girl.

Who starts the school year with a 4 am shift followed by a work out? This girl.

posted 4 weeks ago

When life gives you a hanging cable, fix it with gummy bear duck tape.

When life gives you a hanging cable, fix it with gummy bear duck tape.

posted 4 weeks ago with 3 notes

Unpacking the essentials first. Who needs clothes?

Unpacking the essentials first. Who needs clothes?

posted 4 weeks ago with 1 note

  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

cute ass flower questions
  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • Foxglove: Name three facts about your family.
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?